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Matt D is Furious!

No… Matt D is presenting a VHS screening of Furious!

FURIOUS

Video Vortex Presents Furious
Wednesday September 17th 8PM
Get Tickets Here… http://drafthouse.com/movies/video-vortex-furious/nyc_area

Tickets only $1! Hosted by Matt Desiderio (Horror Boobs) and Mike Hunchback (Seminal Psychosis). Bring your tapes! We’ll be set up for a tape trade, with rare VHS tapes also available for sale.

Special thanks to Scarecrow Video for making this screening possible!Video introduction from director Tim Everitt!

Reality is the enemy. We escape into movies and books and comics and our homicidal fantasies because the world we live in isn’t as satisfying as it should be. Occasionally, one of these fictional destinations proves to be so uniquely exciting that we never want to leave. FURIOUS is one of those places; an unexplored dimension populated by cackling sorcerers, whispering statues, fat adolescent warriors and lots and lots of live chickens. FURIOUS is power. It’s magic. It’s a kaleidoscopic siege on the concept of storytelling. And FURIOUS is “RED HOT KARATE ACTION! Filmed entirely on location in Southern California!” FURIOUS has no right to exist. But it does. There’s no fathoming its creation. It’s a movie with 10,000 ideas but zero story; impossible ambition coupled with the desire to alienate anyone watching. Filming a feature on 35mm is expensive, and so is interdimensional travel, or a giant, fire-breathing dragon with entire human skeletons between its teeth. But FURIOUS laughs off these challenges. Money is no object when reality is no option. The only remaining explanation is that it sprang fully formed from some spiritual and intellectual void, a starving chasm of chaotic darkness that feeds off the shock and confusion of human viewers. So feed it. FEED IT. (Zack Carlson, via Bleeding Skull)

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Roller Blade with Matt D?

No, not Rollerblade… ROLLER BLADE!

ROLLERBLADE

VIDEO VORTEX Presents ROLLER BLADE hosted by HORROR BOOBS and SEMINAL PSYCHOSIS

Roller Blade
Wednesday August 20th 8PM
Alamo Drafthouse
2548 Central Park Avenue, Yonkers NY

Tickets are only ONE DOLLAR, please buy in advance!
http://drafthouse.com/movies/roller-blade/nyc_area

During the Second Dark Age in the City of Lost Angels, Mother Speed and the Sisters of the Holy Order of Roller Blades live in a dystopian wasteland where Saticoy and his metalhead henchmen, the Droog, terrorize the streets! Saticoy, a fetish mask-wearing jerk wants the Sisters’ crystal, the source of all their power. He sends the Bimbo With No Name to infiltrate the Sisters and steal the crystal! What will the naked nuns do?

Lost yet? Yea, verily! Don’t worry, you’ll love this insane VHS classic so much for its copious amounts of nudity, post-apocalyptic punks, and inventive special effects, you’ll be bladin’ all the way home! SKATE OR DIE! (Katrina Basilio)

Tickets only $1! Hosted by Matt Desiderio (Horror Boobs) and Mike Hunchback (Seminal Psychosis). Bring your tapes! We’ll be set up for a tape trade, with rare VHS tapes also available for sale.

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Troma Horror Boobs @ Spectacle Theater

This Friday at Spectacle Theater, Forbidden Planet’s Matt D and his merry band of Horror Boobs unleash their official Troma Horror Boobs compilation for it’s first public screening!

TROMAHB

Troma Horror Boobs
Midnight Friday August 8th
Spectacle Theater
124 S. 3rd St @ Bedford Ave
Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Spectacle’s favorite perverts are back at it again! This time Horror Boobs have teamed up with America’s oldest independent movie studio, Troma! A union defined by an appreciation for exposed flesh on film. Their mission: to bring you the breast nude scenes from the depths the Troma catalog!

Honestly with titles like THE TOXIC AVENGER, TERROR FIRMER and SGT. KABUKI MAN NYPD, it wasn’t very hard for the HB Crew to stuff this video mix to the max! We’re talking about the bare bosoms of Michelle Bauer, Julie Strain, Debbie Rochon, Carmen Electra’s Body Double and many, many more! With guest appearances by Kevin Costner, Trey Parker, Ted Raimi, Ron Jeremy, and Lloyd Kaufman.

Come experience horror & boobs of all sizes on the big screen. Seriously what more could you ask for? Penises. Well you never know, Lloyd Kaufman is involved, and you know how he likes his penises.

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Horror Boobs presents The Abomination @ Alamo Drafthouse

Join those vidiots Horror Boobs once again, 8PM this Wednesday July 2nd at Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers for a VHS screening of Bret McCormick’s monster mash The Abomination! Oh yeah, and tickets are only a buck!

ABOMINATION

 

Prepare to puke! Shot on Super 8mm in Poolville, Texas and crammed with neon barf, disembowelments, and ambitious latex monsters, THE ABOMINATION is a benchmark in D.I.Y. trash-gore insanity. Cody lives with his mom in a wood-paneled shack. Mom devotes her life to shady evangelist Brother Fogg. Mom hacks up a tumor. The tumor infects Cody. He coughs one up, too. Soon, the tumors multiply. They infect the entire house and take form as The Abomination — a bloody vagina monster that hides in a washing machine and tears people in half! With no ties to rational thought, THE ABOMINATION falls somewhere between the calculated gross-out of STREET TRASH and the hallucinogenic dream-world of H.G. Lewis’s THE WIZARD OF GORE. This movie heaves with mismatched post-dubbing, constant jump cuts, and tape-manipulated synthesizers until it EXPLODES with the stench of wet cow intestines, burning Bibles, and pissed jeans. It’s psychedelic anxiety, 1980s style. (Joseph A. Ziemba)

Tickets only $1! Hosted by Matt Desiderio (Horror Boobs) and Mike Hunchback (Seminal Psychosis).

Bring your tapes! We’ll be set up for a tape trade, with rare VHS tapes also available for sale.

Horror Boobs Presents The Abomination
Wednesday July 2nd 8PM
Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers
2548 Central Park Avenue Yonkers, NY 10710
Tickets are only ONE DOLLAR so buy them in advance, this will sell out!
Get your tickets HERE.
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Click HERE to see some guy trying to sell his boxless VHS of The Abomination for ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!

 

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Can you SURVIVE this zombie splatter fest?

This Friday June 20th at Spectacle Theater, Horror Boobs and King of the Witches present a Midnight screening of the films of teenage horror prodigy Liam Makrogiannis! This night of nastiness will include both the werewolf short DEVIL MOON and the feature length zombie gut gobbler SURVIVE!

Horror Boobs, King of the Witches, the Makrophobic Films crew, and tons of cast will be in attendance! Oh yeah… one of those cast members just so happens to be me, Forbidden Planet’s Matt D! So come out and see if I survive… or end up a flesh ripping freak!

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For more info check the face book event page HERE.
Friday June 20th Midnight
Spectacle Theater
124 S. 3rd Street
Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Global terrorists defile New York’s water supply with a deadly dose of mind melting bacterium, mutating the population into undead murdering machines hellbent on non-stop brutal carnage. Can eight strangers band together to survive the endless hordes of the bloodthirsty dead?Will they be able to survive each other?WILL ANYONE SURVIVE?Spectacle, Horror Boobs, and King of the Witches join forces once again to bring you a cinematic event you won’t experience anywhere else! 15 year old Liam Makrogiannis presents his feature length NYC splatterfest – SURVIVE! A labor of love conceived when he was just 13, SURVIVE, follows a ragtag team of misfits (including Philly’s youngest F/X wizard and director of SLAUGHTER TALES – Johnny Dickie) as they fight against the end of the world. Featuring appearances from Nik Taneris, Evan Makrogiannis, Josh Schafer of Lunchmeat VHS Fanzine, Matt D of Horror Boobs, and the world’s uncle – Lloyd Kaufman.This screening of SURVIVE will be paired with Liam’s short film – DEVIL MOON – with the filmmakers and special guests in attendance for a Q&A.Special VHS release from HBV and KOTW will also be available!

 

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Get warped with Matt D

8PM Wednesday June 11th at Alamo Drafthouse NYC Area, Forbidden Planet’s very own Matt D hosts a VHS screening of Demonwarp.

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Don’t miss the best “Zombie Sasquatches from Space” movie you will see all year! Oh yeah and tickets are only ONE BUCK!

George Kennedy is enjoying a game of Trivial Pursuit when Bigfoot breaks into his house and kills his daughter. Then a group of Bigfoot trackers (including Billy Jacoby from JUST ONE OF THE GUYS) set up shop in the same cabin. Sex! Practical jokes! Bigfoot wearing an Axl Rose wig! George Kennedy calls Bigfoot a “wooly bastard” and a “six-foot fleabag,” but that doesn’t stop the mythical beastoid from messing around with dynamite and REMOVING PEOPLE’S HEADS. Before you know it, DEMONWARP transforms from a movie about Bigfoot decapitating people to a movie about dimestore zombies, wet alien puppets, satanic sacrifices, and 1980s scream queen Michelle Bauer roaming around with no clothes on. Why is all of this happening? Your guess is as good as ours. But it probably has something to do with a zombie who does impressions of Jack Nicholson and a time-traveling spaceship. (Joseph A. Ziemba)

Tickets only $1! Hosted by Matt Desiderio (Horror Boobs) and Mike Hunchback (Seminal Psychosis).

Bring your tapes! We’ll be set up for a tape trade, with rare VHS tapes also available for sale.

Horror Boobs Presents Demonwarp
TICKETS ARE JUST $1.00
Wednesday June 11th 8PM
Alamo Drafthouse
2548 Central Park Avenue
Yonkers, NY 10710

Bring your VHS tapes to trade with fellow analog obsessed cult cinema fiends!

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May 4th 7PM Gore-Met Zombie Chef From Hell @ Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers

Save your appetite cause Horror Boob‘s Matt Desiderio and Mike Hunchback are bringing you one of the tastiest slices of VHS only insanity the world has ever laid their eyes upon! The one and only, Gore-Met Zombie Chef From Hell will be be screened straight from VHS at Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers this coming Sunday May 4th 7PM as part of their Video Vortex series!

Horror Boobs will be bringing VHS tapes to trade and sell, you should too!

Horror Boobs Presents:
Gore-Met Zombie Chef From Hell
Tickets are only 1 buck!
May 4th 7PM
Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers
2548 Central Park Avenue
Yonkers, NY 10710
(914) 226-3082

Make sure to get your seats in advance. With tickets being only 1 dollar you know it’s gonna sell out!

Buy tickets HERE.

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GOREMET

The year is 1386. A group of wizards called “The Ancient Order” place a curse on a guy named Goza. Cut to 1986. Goza is now the proprietor of Goza’s Deli & Beach Club, which is a front for chopping off people’s body parts and eating them. Goza also enjoys dance parties with nude women, as long as they’re dancing to a rip-off of ELO’s “Don’t Bring Me Down.” At one point, Goza screams, “DON’T CHASTISE ME!” to someone, which leads to a showdown with The Ancient Order in a suburban park. There are hooded sweatshirts and invisible force fields. Goza may survive the ordeal, but will he survive the final showdown with a priestess who looks like Pat Benatar? GOREMET ZOMBIE CHEF FROM HELL reeks of weed, Doritos, and old Reebok high-tops in the best of ways. It was made by adults on Super 8, but most likely influenced by ninth-graders playing Dungeons & Dragons while watching EVIL DEAD. Plus it’s only 67 minutes. Bonus! (Joseph A. Ziemba)

Tickets only $1! Hosted by Matt Desiderio and Mike Hunchback of Horror Boobs.

Bring your tapes! Tapes for trade and sale courtesy of Horror Boobs.

 

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April 16th 8PM Turkish Captain America @ Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers

Horror Boobs‘ Matt Desiderio and Mike Hunchback are back at the Alamo baby! Can’t get enough of Captain America, well how about Turkish Captain America! If that doesn’t tickle your fancy we’ll throw Turkish Spider-Man and Santo the Luchador in there too.

In this installment of the Video Vortex series we are treated to 3 Dev Adam! Screened from VHS and tickets only a buck, what more can you ask for? Let’s get bonkers in Yonkers!

Horror Boobs Presents Turkish Captain American and Santo Vs Turkish Spider-Man A.K.A 3 Dev Adam
Wednesday April 16th 8PM
1 Dollor (Wow that’s cheap!}
Alamo Drafthouse
2548 Central Park Avenue
Yonkers, NY 10710

Tickets available HERE.

Join the Facebook event page HERE

3DEVADAM

 

Why do people keep making movies about Marvel super-heroes when the best one already exists? A maniacal psychopath known as Spider-Man is on a crime spree. He steals golden statues, attacks strippers in strip clubs, and murders people with shower nozzles, speedboat motors, and guinea pigs. In addition, Spider-Man’s bushy eyebrows pop through his mask-holes and he prefers a switchblade over web-shooters. Naturally, the legendary super-hero team of Captain America and El Santo are called in to take care of business. AND THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS. Upside down drop kicks in karate dojos! Fistfights on top of speeding cars! Spider-Man’s ability to clone himself at will (and often)! With non-stop fights and a total disregard for logic, this movie illustrates the proper way to realize the dreams of a thirteen-year-old without spending two hundred bazillion dollars doing it. At one point, Spider-Man and his girlfriend make love through his costume. Three puppets show up and start laughing. By the way, this movie is Turkish. (Joseph A. Ziemba)

 

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Tonight! Horror Boobs presents Death Spa at Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers!

Screw the Oscars, come out and party with our very own Matt D and the Horror Boobs crew! Tonight at the Alamo Drafthouse in Yonkers delve into the depths of the Video Vortex with a VHS screening of the analog only classic Death Spa!

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March 2nd 7PM 1$
Horror Boobs presents Death Spa
Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers
2548 Central Park Avenue, Yonkers, New York 10710

Yes you read that correct, this screening is only one dollar!

Click HERE to get tickets!

Join the facebook event page HERE.

VIDEO VORTEX unearths and celebrates ultra-obscure, ultra-bizarre movies from the fringes of the universe. And beyond. Projected from VHS tapes that play through a VCR on stage, every movie is carefully curated to potentially be the greatest thing that you’ve never seen. This is 100% pure analog beauty, blown up on the big screen and ready to melt your brain. Horror! Comedy! Action! Computers! Gore! Rap! Nerds! Turkish people dressing up like superheroes! This is the surreal, hilarious, and singular experience that VIDEO VORTEX delivers.

Michael owns the Star Body Health Spa. It’s a very futuristic place, because “the computer runs the spa.” Years earlier, Michael’s wheelchair-bound wife died in an inferno. Today, the spa is plagued by an unseen supernatural force, which causes graphic gore, full-frontal nudity, and leotards to erupt in flames. A guy’s face falls off while making out with a girl. Another guy gets ripped apart by a workout machine. A girl BLOWS UP while staring at a mirror. Questions arise. Why was Michael’s new girlfriend burned by the steam room, and why is she the only person who wears bandages for the entire film? Clearly, other people have sustained injuries that also require bandages. The detective asks, “How does a goddamn diving board just COME LOOSE?,” after a girl dies because of a faulty diving board. During a costume party at the spa, Michael is besieged with paranormal researchers and an in-law with a secret. A female detective says, “Aw, fuck this computer shit!” But you won’t say that. Because DEATH SPA is the irrational, workout-themed NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET rip-off that you’ve been waiting your whole life to see. (Joseph A. Ziemba)

Tickets only $1! Hosted by Matt Desiderio (Horror Boobs).

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Adjust Your Tracking screening as part of the PKD Festival!

A little over a year ago I (FP Manager and T-Shirt Guy Matt D) traveled around the entire country to interview people about their love of the VHS medium, earning the title Producer on the feature length documentary Adjust Your Tracking The Untold Story of the VHS Collector.

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ADJUST YOUR TRACKING is finally coming back to NYC and will be screening in Brooklyn on Saturday December 7th at 8:35 as part of the Philip K Dick Festival at Indie Screen Cinema @ 289 South Kent Ave in Williamsburg. Make sure to get tickets in advance, AYTs last NYC screening was sold out! Producers Matt D (Horror Boobs) and Josh Schafer (Lunchmeat VHS Magazine) will be in attendance. So come out and support VHS culture! Check out the event on facebook.

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Zombie eXs Signing

On Friday the 13th of September at Forbidden Planet we’re going to be throwing a strictly one zombie filled release party for the new movie “Zombie eXs.”  For the release we’re going to have director George Smith a bunch of cast (head count to come) and exactly one zombie. Pre-Orders for the movie are up here, and we’ll also be giving away a copy of the soundtrack for free with every DVD, which features tracks from The Piss Shivers, Grindchoir, Shugar and more.

Don’t miss this one folks, I mean how many times do you get to see a zombie live and in person? Won’t get another opportunity like this till they finish that new zoo up in the Bronx.

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ADJUST YOUR TRACKING PREMIERE!

Adjust Your Tracking NYC Premiere! Friday May 24 7:30PM @ 92Y Tribeca 200 Hudson St. Tons of Analog Amazement to go around including a VHS trailer pre-show, not to mention Directors Dan Kinem and Levi Peretic of VHShitfest will be in attendance, along with Producers Matt Desiderio of Horror Boobs and Josh Schafer of Lunchmeat Magazine! Get your tickets here now!

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Get down with The Disco Exorcist!


Horror Boobs and Wild Eye Releasing present…
THE DISCO EXORCIST
FRIDAY, JANUARY 18TH – MIDNIGHT
Spectacle Theater 124 South 3rd Street, Brooklyn
Between Bedford Avenue and Berry Street.

Through the most unholy of unions Horror Boobs and Wild Eye Releasing have joined their evil Funky forces to bestow upon you, the unsuspecting viewer, a film filled to the max with Satanic Swingers and Disco Death!

Ultimate sex machine Rex Romanski has loved and left the wrong babe, but with a track record like his he was bound to bag a Black Magic babe who’s obsessed and possessed! Can Rex figure out a way shake this chick before it puts a damper on his next target, the porn star Amoreena Jones? This is seriously one of the best new throwback flicks I have laid my filthy little eyes on, 100% Horror Boobs approved with the humor and hooters flowing faster than you can say Clu Gulager!

Horror Boobs
are a NYC based group of perverts that not only revel in the bargain bin boobs of the Video Boom but have also been known to expose their Spectacle spectators to newer independent films that may have been under the radar and hopefully go under the bra!

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I Spill Your Guts VHS Exclusively at Forbidden Planet!

Horror Boobs Video is back again with another killer VHS release!


This time it’s James Balsamo’s I Spill Your Guts! A modern exploitation masterpiece withmore genre cameos than you can shake a bloody stick at! Andrew W.K., Tim Ritter, Donald Farmer, Debbie Rochon, Carmine Capobianco, Lynn Lowery, Frank Mullen, Dave Brockie, Lloyd Kaufman and many more are all in there doing their weirdest and wildest bits all culminating to a splattery finish!

Featuring music by over 40 of the most intense Heavy Metal and Hardcore bands out there, including Suffocation, FKU, Cannabis Corpse, Ghoul, The Meatmen and more!

Oh and did I forget to mention that I, Matt D – Forbidden Planet Manager and Head Boob of Horror Boobs Video have a small cameo where I get killed!  Now I know you all wanna see me die, so here is your chance… and it’s cheaper than a hitman!

Now here is the catch guys! The first 50 copies are signed! 25 by Lynn Lowery (The Crazies, I Drink Your Blood) and 25 by Carmine Capobianco (Psychos In Love, Galactic Gigalo) They will be picked randomly so you won’t know which one you get… UNLESS you buy 2, that is the only way you are guaranteed both!

So do it! Grab a copy exclusively at Forbidden Planet!

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Invisible Maniac Midnight Tonight

Tonight at Spectacle Theater… INVISIBLE MANIAC!
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 21stMIDNIGHTSPECTACLE THEATER123 S. 3rd St.BROOKLYNTHE INVISIBLE MANIAC(a/k/a: THE INVISIBLE SEX MANIAC, DAS SERUM DES GRAUENS, EL MANIACO INVISIBLE)dir. Adam Rifin, 1990, 86 mins.In English Due to a long running program last time, we had to reschedule this gem. But we’re back! With it’s tongue planted firmly in its cheek (among other places) Adam Rifkin’s (CHILLERAMA, LOOK, DETROIT ROCK CITY) send up of 1950’s “mad scientist” flicks answers the question mankind as asked for…I don’t know…MILLIONS OF YEARS. How do we spy on girls in locker-room-esque scenarios without getting caught? Also, how to get away with murder of your friends and co-workers. It’s all here! For you! YOU’RE WELCOME! Presented by Horror Boobs, committed to bringing you the best in breasts of genre cinema. With an exclusive video intro from director Adam Rifkin, and more trivia and prizes from the HB crew. Not to be missed!

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 21st
MIDNIGHT
SPECTACLE THEATER
123 S. 3rd St.
BROOKLYN

THE INVISIBLE MANIAC
(a/k/a: THE INVISIBLE SEX MANIAC, DAS SERUM DES GRAUENS, EL MANIACO INVISIBLE)
dir. Adam Rifin, 1990, 86 mins.
In English

Due to a long running program last time, we had to reschedule this gem. But we’re back!

With it’s tongue planted firmly in its cheek (among other places) Adam Rifkin’s (CHILLERAMA, LOOK, DETROIT ROCK CITY) send up of 1950’s “mad scientist” flicks answers the question mankind as asked for…I don’t know…MILLIONS OF YEARS. How do we spy on girls in locker-room-esque scenarios without getting caught? Also, how to get away with murder of your friends and co-workers. It’s all here! For you! YOU’RE WELCOME!

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