AT LAST IT CAN BE TOLD. We all know that the Forbidden Planet has moved. That cannot be denied. What has NOT been revealed, up till now, is the WHY. Settle down, children of all ages, and I shall reveal to you the truth from my crystal ball called “Insider information.”
Hast thou ever heard of Coconut Crabs?
Imagine if you will, and this is entirely true, crabs which grow to the size of large cats…only cats with six legs, exoskeletons and shoe-sized claws. These crabs are revolting. Honest, go Google one now.
See?! They are as disturbing to imagine as french kissing Andre the Giant, only that guy had the excuse of suffering from Acromegaly and these crabs are just an affront to nature
Speaking of Acromegaley, that is the exact, rare deforming condition that the protagonist of Dark Horse’s brand new crime comic, Creep #0, suffers from. Written by Jon Arcudi, it really looks like a modern Phil Marlow comic, only with a guy who’s face and lifespan have been cursed by medical misfortune. I’m game. I’m also going to fork over some cash for that Grendel Omnibus vol. 1 they have out this week. Excellent stuff!